i was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks so i bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus this can't be happening to me i think it just a dream well halfway there i saw the glare this place is fuckin heaven i believe, believe in god before i found las vegas i'd say burn that synagogue now i believe, believe in god in just one night i saw the light so grab a cab and hold on tight slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun well i used to feel so lost no gambling in my life now there's no turning back i even bet my wife this can't be happening to me i'm losing everything i say dear lord i'll steal a ford and put it down on red now i believe, believe in god to you it's jesus christ to me it's jesus keno i believe, believe in god fuck my health i just want wealth and ceasar is my leader yea slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun evil i don't see no my son's now named casino ask me why god lives here you know i'll just say bingo i'm making it a point to place a bet at every joint i drink more booze i just can't lose this place is fuckin heaven i believe, believe in god well it didn't take me much i went there on a hunch now i believe, believe in god lucky number seven baby take me straight to heaven slots-o-fun, slots-o-fun